Literally the only good thing about a penis is standing up to pee.
And the fact that it can be up-cycled into a vagina.
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Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)
Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.
I think you mean best white middle-aged cishet male comedian