little girls are honestly the most sassy, smart, funny, creative, take charge people in the world and it’s so upsetting that the world knocks it out of them.
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
gamers dont take hot showers
they take -y ones
Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
This is genius